27 May, 10:45
Rikas korsiklane lebab surivoodil ja mõtiskleb: vana tava järgi tuleks pärandus anda kõige laisemale pojale, aga poegi on tal kolm. Tuleb otsustada, kes neist on kõige laisem.
Kutsub vanema poja enda juurde.
“Pojake, oletame, et sa jalutad tänaval, näed äkki maas 100 dollarit, kummardud seda võtma…”
“Ah, mis sa nüüd, ei mina hakka kummardama. Raha peab ise kätte tulema!”
Kutsub keskmise poja enda juurde.
“Pojake, oletame, et sa satud tuppa, kus voodis lamab kaunis, ahvatlev naine ja anub sind enese juurde tulema. Kas lähed?”
“Ah, mis sa nüüd, isa, naised peavad ise mu jalge ette langema!
Kutsub vanema poja enda juurde.
“Pojake, oletame, et sa jalutad tänaval, näed äkki maas 100 dollarit, kummardud seda võtma…”
“Ah, mis sa nüüd, ei mina hakka kummardama. Raha peab ise kätte tulema!”
Kutsub keskmise poja enda juurde.
“Pojake, oletame, et sa satud tuppa, kus voodis lamab kaunis, ahvatlev naine ja anub sind enese juurde tulema. Kas lähed?”
“Ah, mis sa nüüd, isa, naised peavad ise mu jalge ette langema!
03 May, 01:41
Putin's* press-service:
“Lasts night, the Kyiv regime attempted to strike the Kremlin presidential residence with UAVs.
Two unmanned aerial vehicles were aimed at the Kremlin.
As a result of timely actions taken by the military and special services using EW systems, the vehicles were put out of action.
There were no victims and material damage as a result of their fall and scattering of fragments" *accused of war crimes. #Kremlin #Moscow #Russia #RussiaUkraineWar
“Lasts night, the Kyiv regime attempted to strike the Kremlin presidential residence with UAVs.
Two unmanned aerial vehicles were aimed at the Kremlin.
As a result of timely actions taken by the military and special services using EW systems, the vehicles were put out of action.
There were no victims and material damage as a result of their fall and scattering of fragments" *accused of war crimes. #Kremlin #Moscow #Russia #RussiaUkraineWar
03 April, 07:26
BRAKING NEWS: The Russian ambassador in Minsk announced that nuclear weapons will be placed on the western border of Belarus #Russia #Belarus #Moscow #Minsk #Nuclear #Weapons #NuclearWeapon #Bomb #News #BreakingNews
Nuclear weapons will be placed on the western border of Belarus
The Russian ambassador in Minsk announced that nuclear weapons will be placed on the western border of Belarus
https://oxo.world/read-blog/37_nuclear-weapons-will-be-placed-on-the-western-border-of-belarus.html
01 April, 09:14
Russia became the presidency of the UN Security Council today, unfortunately, it's no joke #Russia #UN #Security #Today #World
Russia became the presidency of the UN Security Council
The head of the US armed forces: it is unlikely that Ukraine will win the war this year
https://oxo.world/read-blog/32_russia-became-the-presidency-of-the-un-security-council.html
27 March, 08:22
First Citizens USA bought Silicon Valley Bank
First Citizens BancShares Inc. decided to buy the troubled Silicon Valley Bank, which was recently taken under control by US regulators, EXE News reported.
North Carolina-based First Citizens BancShares will assume all of Silicon Valley Bank's deposits and loans, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. (FDIC) announced. Under the purchase agreement, First Citizens will buy Silicon Valley Bank's assets, which would otherwise be worth $72 billion, for $16.5 billion. Silicon Valley Bank's securities and other assets remain in the custody of the FDIC.
First Citizens BancShares Inc. decided to buy the troubled Silicon Valley Bank, which was recently taken under control by US regulators, EXE News reported.
North Carolina-based First Citizens BancShares will assume all of Silicon Valley Bank's deposits and loans, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. (FDIC) announced. Under the purchase agreement, First Citizens will buy Silicon Valley Bank's assets, which would otherwise be worth $72 billion, for $16.5 billion. Silicon Valley Bank's securities and other assets remain in the custody of the FDIC.
22 March, 07:48
Not the least 🇪🇺 will be watching carefully what comes out of the Xi Jinping 🇨🇳 days in Moscow 🇷🇺. Will he try to change the Putin policy or will he give it also material support of different sorts? His choice impact heavily also on future 🇪🇺🇨🇳 relations.
Putin: We are in favor of using the Chinese yuan for settlements between Russia & countries of Asia, Africa & Latin America
Already, two-thirds of trade between our countries is done in rubles & yuan.
This is big for China. Yuan is new reserve currency #Putin #VladimirPutin #Chinese #China #Moscow #XiJinping #Xi
Putin: We are in favor of using the Chinese yuan for settlements between Russia & countries of Asia, Africa & Latin America
Already, two-thirds of trade between our countries is done in rubles & yuan.
This is big for China. Yuan is new reserve currency #Putin #VladimirPutin #Chinese #China #Moscow #XiJinping #Xi
22 March, 06:35
Postimees: Eesti Energia teeb uue elektripaketiga rahvale korralikult tünga
Eesti Enegia uus fikseeritud leping ei ole tarbijale üldsegi nii kasulik kui algul näib #Elekter #EestiEnergia #Leping #Postimees
Eesti Enegia uus fikseeritud leping ei ole tarbijale üldsegi nii kasulik kui algul näib #Elekter #EestiEnergia #Leping #Postimees
Eesti Energia teeb uue elektripaketiga rahvale korralikult tünga
Kuidas teenida klientide arvelt vägev vaheltkasu? Eesti Energia õpetab.
https://majandus.postimees.ee/7736326/eesti-energia-teeb-uue-elektripaketiga-rahvale-korralikult-tunga
21 March, 06:47
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Donald Trump: I will be arrested today
Former US President Donald Trump announced that he will likely be taken into custody on Tuesday in connection with an investigation by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office. Trump, who incited the people to attack the Capitol, also now called on people to demonstrate for him. A spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney's Office declined to comment on Trump's statement. #DonaldTrump #Trump #TRUMP2024 #US #USA #President #Manhattan #TheTruth #Truth #Twitter
Former US President Donald Trump announced that he will likely be taken into custody on Tuesday in connection with an investigation by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office. Trump, who incited the people to attack the Capitol, also now called on people to demonstrate for him. A spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney's Office declined to comment on Trump's statement. #DonaldTrump #Trump #TRUMP2024 #US #USA #President #Manhattan #TheTruth #Truth #Twitter
09 March, 09:21
Eile õhtul tuli naabrimees jommis peaga koju ja prõmmis omaenda uksele viis minutit, kuni läksin välja ja ütlesin talle, et teda pole kodus :) #naabrimees #Mees #kodu #alko #alkohol #naaber #Anekdoot #Huumor #Nali #naljahammas #naljanina
05 March, 07:05
Eesti vanasõna ütleb ikka, et ÄRA USU HUNDI JUTTU. Delfi Riigikogu valimised 2023 leht näitab, et 05.03.2023 kell 20:50 on Hääletuse lõpuni: 19421p 17h 0min #Delfi #Valimised #Foto
05 March, 11:48
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Eksperdid pakuvad 15 huvitavat punkti, mida valimiste juures jälgida. Need pole lihtsalt huvitavad, vaid annavad aimu, milliseks võib kujuneda lõplik tulemus ning mis sealt edasi saama hakkab #Valimised #Ekspert #Kompass #Huvitav #EKRE #Reformierakond #Ekspress https://ekspress.delfi.ee/...
